"One day many years ago, some colleague or student or someone dumped a pile of Tootsie Pops on my desk. I swept them into my top drawer and have been sucking on them ever since...Except I rarely suck. I actually crunch. And when I'm done crunching, because I miss smoking so darned much (last cigarette 12/14/67) I leave the stick in my mouth and roll it around until it's pulped and disgusting."
My response=
Once when I was in HS Tarik (high school bad boy) was eating candy in this manner (crunching, not sucking) and a girl said "you eat those too quickly". He said "I'm the same way with women", which I thought was pretty funny at the time. Funny because it was worldly in a way I wasn't. But I still think it's a great line because it's not exactly a come on to the ladies (why would they want him to be quick), but yet I'm sure a girl would react much as I did to this... thinking it was worldly and prickish. Which is exactly what the ladies like.
It's a good think you've found a lady who at least pretends to think you is funny...
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